Yes, it seems like only Ivana’s children get the preferential treatment. I wonder why that is.

I’m sure Trump is going to be such an ex-president.

Not in my experience, at least.

He became a German citizen prior to becoming a German politician, because it was a requirement for public offices (Fun fact: he used a legal loophole that was of course closed as soon as he was in power).

Go fuck yourself, Mr. Spicer.

Which would be more realistic: A movie theater turning on captions for one or two people or for a whole group?

As a guest, he’d be “at the mercy” of his hosts. I think he’s the type of person to always need to be in control, hence he’ll be the host or there won’t be any meeting at all.

Obama initiated it, so it needs to die. At this point I’m fairly certain that quite a lot of Trump’s decisions are based on how much of a big F_U he can give to Obama with it.

The Western side of the Wall was full of grafiti which are now a popular souvenir (can be legally obtained in small pieces at local souvenir shops). Given the typical 1980's aethetics, I daresay it looked pretty to some.

We’re only rearming because Trump asked the NATO members to up their financial share to 2% of their GDP. Then again, maybe better to be safe than sorry.

Maybe he doesn’t know that it’s perfectly fine to shake a woman’s hands (instead of going after her pussy).

Ritter Sport and Milka have experimented with adding salty ingredients to their chocolates in the past two or three years. I wouldn’t have believed it myself, but they are really good. From Milka, for example, there’s one with pretzel pieces and another one with crackers.

This happens to me in Word when it decides that I’m actually writing French even when I’m not. Maybe your tablet has a similar faulty language detection programm?

Now that Trump won’t attend the official WHCD, there’s no need for Sam Bee’s alternative dinner, so why not have her host the official one?

For his movie “Religulous” he interviewed Geert Wilders. For anyone wondering who that is: He’s an extremely anti-muslim*, anti-immigration, anti-EU nationalist right-wing politician in the Netherlands, and I’m sure that Bill Maher was at least aware of his anti-muslim stance during the interview, because that was all…

Wait wait wait - a Trump flag? Trump has his own flag? Seriously?!

Don’t even get me started on how every Nazi in every American movie has a British accent (??).

To be fair, all people (that we know of) are muggle-borns, including the muslims affected by the muslim ban. So I’d definitely say Steve Bannon has been persecuting muggle-borns.

Yes, but you’re using logic. Can’t ask the President or anyone at the White House to do the same.

Trump wants to call Angela Merkel today. I really really hope she’s able to - sorry about borrowing that term here - “stand her ground”.