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My cats were snuggling me on the couch and ran into the bedroom closet and are now cowering in fear from that.

Ok, but are we really all going to ignore the TERRIFYING SQUID MONSTER from the video?! Really?! I’m going to have nightmares FOR WEEKS! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also... obligatory, “I don’t even like to drive that far!”

What’s particularly bad ass to me about this (I mean, it’s ALL bad ass, really) is that she totally called her shot, and that just did it. A few months back she made a comment that she would be targeting almost exactly the pace she ended up running, and when someone mentioned that that would lead to her lowering the…

Fell asleep when it was 7-7 (I know, but I was running on fumes), got up to pee (because I’m an Old) and saw the Astros had gone up 11-8 and figured I was safe, fell asleep for good at 11-9, woke up and told my girlfriend that. Got on the interwebz and my mind was absolutely blown. Gonna have to find a stream and…

Name checks out

checks out

I am not quite sure I know what the fuck is going on here, but we are definitely playing it in my PE class next week

Steve Bannon looks like he just sharted and is trying to play it cool but failing miserably.

Of all the big names who have died this year and all the terrible shit that has happened, this is the one that causes me to break down apparently. No snark, I genuinely enjoyed his joie de vivre and his ridiculous suits and will greatly miss him. As John Oliver so eloquently put it, “FUCK YOU 2016!”

tl:dr but to answer your question... no.

My brother and I have managed to turn out to be the only two in our entire family (immediate and extended) who did not vote for Trump. I’m pretty sure he voted for Johnson but he was in NY so it didn’t matter much. I am in NC and am debating taking my mom’s offer to fly me home for what will almost certainly turn into…

Best Fans in Politics (?)

Well shit. My AIM screen name used to have 88 at the end. Not because I was some Hitler fanboy but because I was born on August 8th and have an affinity for the number. I wonder how many people I interacted with thought I was some closet neo-Nazi :-/