check out his country cousin who lives on moonshine and kangaroo jerky in the Outback, mate

I want to declare my vote for the complete text of the email you will inevitably receive from Cutrone as the update to this piece. It’s going to be Epic.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

Maybe this is a reflection on me, but I was being genuine. I’m not trolling! I honestly think that Silver Shadow would be great for this guy. Is it really that crazy?

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

concerns about the potentially lost art of pitch framing

And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, in that sewer you get to see a single bedbug rise up...and then deactivate his account.

Stick to politics, Deadspin.

So to recap, Mr. “Our Society is Collapsing Because Free Speech on College Campuses is Being Threatened by Snowflakes!” is trying to get a media professor fired for a bit of criticism delivered as a harmless, pithy joke. 

robot umpires might disadvantage a certain kind of precision pitcher who nibbles on the corners and successfully teases out a wider strike zone

What a passive aggressive little shit tattletaling to the provost.

Maybe they were blocking his one good eye.