It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

“Hey, you got southern drawl in my determined attitude.”

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

and Witherfork, Witherstraw and maybe even Witherhands.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

This guy clearly violated the terms of parole and they let him out without bail?  At the very least this should trigger a new sentence hearing for his prior offense.

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

As a Browns fan I wasn’t really into drafting him.I wanted Darnold.I have never been so glad to have been wrong. 

Whoever runs that account knows his shit. Straight homicide.

The Factory of MADDness

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

That’s some real pioneering, innovative shit right there. Dude deserves a Brobel Prize.

I’d though I’d seen every incarnation of bros doing stupid bro shit to drink a beer, but never have I seen someone start a shotgun by using their teeth. Holy shit.