I visited NYC for the first time a month ago, and I was prepared to hate it. Deem it overrated. Tell anyone who would listen it wasn’t as advertised. I’ll be damned if it wasn’t just incredible. I did silly touristy shit and crusty local shit and it was all wonderful. I’m pretty well-traveled and I’ve never been…

Insane higher ed costs are for shit like bringing in lil uzi vert at 50k a pop for a free show and all the useless departmental staff for whom that is their only reason to be. A lean, education-focused institution could be cheap, and would also attract no students. In all the moronic shit Rick Perry spews forth, a 4…

That fucking hump couldn’t stop anything if it was gonna pop off anyway. Look at the UFC 178 Jones - DC face off. He wasn’t there, but does anyone really think that Dana White can hold back a pissed off Jon Jones?

Yeah, but you only realize that increase in value if you sell the house. Until then, it’s just a bigger bill.

I think it’s much worse that they keep whitewashing the Uncle Ben character without so much of a whisper of the rice empire B plot.

On a completely different note, do you think it’s bullshit that Dana White accuses DJ of not being able to carry a card when he’s doing DC v. Bones, Woodley v. Maia, Robbie Lawler vs. Cerrone, AND Cyborg all on a single PPV? Had DC made it to 197 against Bones, it certainly would have brought up DJ’s numbers. You…

Watching Yoel Romero for the first time is weird for exactly the reasons you stated. He just doesn’t look like he’s doing much or even very engaged, and then he does something supernaturally athletic like exploding Chris Weidman’s head.

I think Weidman is somewhat overrated because he was lucky enough to be the guy…

As someone who loves the Olympics and the Olympic ideal, let me say wholeheartedly, FUCK THE OLYMPICS. World Championships of international sport are conducted every year, recognizing those who are the best to ever do whatever sport it is they do, generally without crooked fuckwads skimming millions off the top to…

The only mainstream mag I can think of that adheres to the advertising-free standard she desires is Consumer Reports. Maybe they’re ready to spin-off a fashion mag, but I’m not sure that anybody will give her pieces to stress-test for reliability.

Well, he’s already done it all but win a ring (made finals in 2012) so with nothing else his ceiling is Barkley or Malone? All-time greats?

100% of the reason Kevin Durant went to the Warriors is because they were going to be competitive for the title regardless of how well he played. He is as soft as they come.

Aw yissssssssss. That’s the good stuff!

You’re my favorite political writer.

Okay, but just so you know even if you have a thick skin, people will still rush to get really, really offended on your behalf. Are you SURE you don’t want to cash in your outrage points before they expire?

How was Diablo 2 so great and Diablo 3 so boring? I can’t figure out why I loved one so much more than the other.

This thing is pretty good, but for any days that are even slightly windy, you’re going to want better stakes and maybe even some gallon bags to fill with sand to weight down the guy-lines. Otherwise you’ll be chasing it.

This thing is pretty good, but for any days that are even slightly windy, you’re going to want better stakes and…

Even though I’m attracted to women, I find myself staring at the coccyx....

Yeah, that turd is trying to polish himself right up to be “the reasonable conservative” in 2020, so he can go get stuffed.

With all due respect, this weekend is Father’s Day. I’ll be eating food out of my dad’s mouth thankyouverymuch.

Like this, but even SEXIER.