In all likelihood, charging Mixon to the fullest extent would have resulted in less punishment than his Alford plea did, because he can plead self-defense and would be supported under Oklahoma law. Fucked up, but true. Also would have made it more difficult to not charge Molitor as requested by Mixon’s attorneys, as…

+1 Ice Clown for Town Crown

Too Soon-er?

Like they say, a tie is like watching someone punch your terrible sister.

Random encounter. Mixon and his friends were outside and there was some trash talk back and forth over something.

Anybody on staff follow UFC/MMA regularly? I feel like Cris Cyborg is totally full of shit, because she bitches and bitches about no division, and they make catchweight fights. She bitches about the catchweights, so they make a division and offer her the first title fight in 8 weeks. She doesn’t want 8 weeks, she…

Yes, yes, that’s all well and good, but where can I procure that pencil sharpener?!?! I would never use anything but pencils ever again.

Domestic incident capped off with a safe full of guns? I sure hope for Christina’s sake “continue production as scheduled” is HGTV code for “petition a judge for an order of protection as well as requiring Tarek to surrender his weapons.”

Yeah, I thought about it a little more and casting a black woman as lead wouldn’t have made this into Empire: Part Deux. Bad comment, me.

Soooooo, he should have made Empire twice?

This is even worse than when no Isla Nublareans were cast in Jurassic Park.

I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.

In Bradford’s defense, when you have to run your ass off on every drop back, the high percentage checkdown is generally about as good an option as the mad scramble to the sideline improvisation. That o-line is horrendous.

Isn’t he the third former OU offensive coordinator to be fired for this stuff (Mangino, Leach, Wilson)? Whoever Heupel is coaching now better watch the fuck out.

Was there ever any question he was a fucking moron? He’s a grown man that tells people to call him “Dabo.”

Arena football you say? Sounds exciting!

They’ll get over it if Texas actually hires a coach that makes them stop being the butt of jokes.

Cool. Have fun with a shit-stirring hostile press you thin-skinned titty baby. Gonna be a long four years of every pissed off journo trying to be the one to bring you down when you get your greedy little paws dirty because you just can’t help yourself. Pretty sure Matt Taibbi has a chubby just thinking about it.

When the chips are down, grab three good friends and some mics and play Mount Your Friends on Steam. Goddamn that game is fun and stupid and obscene.

I’m usually pretty sympathetic to stuff like this, but that’s the Conan IP. At some point, choosing not to buy is a real solution to objectionable consumer goods.