My first car was a 1964 Chevy Bel Air. I saved up 1400 dollars starting from the time I was 12 years old and bought it out of the classifieds (1997). Coming home from school one day, I got t-boned by a legally-blind man who hadn’t held a license for a decade in an ugly-ass Buick Electra. It goes without saying that he…

+1 accuracy in headlines

Is “smashes pads” a Jezebel euphemism for “abuses substance(s) and/or drives poorly”? I’m trying to use contextual clues here and that’s all I can come up with for what Jon Jones does now.

Can’t you just throw the stroller in the frunk?

Scale of 1-Chopped, how ugly is the shirt Magary is wearing right now?

Sandy vagina is an STD now?

the taxi driver said the men wanted to place more luggage in his vehicle but he told them there was not enough space.

I liked her better when she was rl “Hairspray”. Even then, I didn’t like her much though.

Saw a drunk guy try to put beads on a police horse on Bourbon St. once. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig mistake. YOOOOOOOOOGE.

Too bad for the Indians that they didn't know the gun was set to km/h.

It’s a goddamned shame that Barnes and Tony Allen are on the same team, as Tony Allen is probably the player most likely to beat the dogshit out of a fake-tough motherfucker like Matt Barnes.

Have to believe it was at least partially because Matt Barnes is a giant fucking asshole.

At least Olivia Wilde isn’t as bad off as Jaime Pressley. Hollywood decided she was too old to be Jaime Pressley so they went and found Margot Robbie instead.

Anytime republicans talk about a lazy person of color relying on checks from Uncle Sugar so he doesn’t have to get off his ass and work, I’m going to think of Lil’ Marco and smile.

God be with you on that horrible Kansas stretch. You ain’t seen nothing until you see Kansas west of Salina.

Fair enough. I’m not familiar with David Gewirtz’s work on the whole, but worthwhile to consider the source.

Fair enough. I’m not familiar with David Gewirtz’s work on the whole, but worthwhile to consider the source.

Huawei’s function as a partner with Chinese intelligence, including the identification of back doors built into hardware is well-documented fact. Giving others that information doesn’t make me a paranoiac.

Huawei’s function as a partner with Chinese intelligence, including the identification of back doors built into…

Huawei works very closely with China’s People’s Liberation Army for the purposes of cyberwarfare. I’d strongly consider that when deciding whether or not to use their tech.

Huawei works very closely with China’s People’s Liberation Army for the purposes of cyberwarfare. I’d strongly…

Love her kickboxing, but Holly showed shockingly bad jiujitsu for someone from Jackson-Winklejohn. She wasn’t just failed by her camp in the negotiating room.

Presence of an outlier doesn’t invalidate a statistical model. It does give reason to examine and refine it. Bernie winning last night doesn’t mean that Nate Silver and the 538 crew don’t do excellent work analyzing polling data from a wide variety of sources. They have a ridiculously high hit rate for state and…