HAY WAITAMINUT. SEC CONFURUNCE SKEDJUL.....*dies of coronary* *awards self retroactive heart disease national championship*

Ugh. Cupcakes suck. More actual cake please. Less frosting, more tastiness.

So, the elementary school by my house has a bus stop literally across the intersection from the actual school. Not even catty-corner. THE SAME SIDE OF THE STREET. The two boys who live there get on the bus every. single. morning. while mom waits with them. CROSS THE DAMN STREET ALREADY. THERE ISN'T A TROLL.

This is just dicked up. Statistically speaking, the world around us is actually safer than it was 20 years ago when I was a kid and my parents (good parents!) thought nothing of letting me walk to the neighborhood park by myself. I got off the school bus by myself, unlocked my own front door, and played outside with…

I do my best while walking on the street by myself to not engage women in any fashion, verbally or non-verbally, simply because I don't want my tendency to look at faces (men and women) to be construed as either lewd or threatening. I'd much rather look down at the sidewalk than make a woman feel uncomfortable because…

I'm one of those dudes you lap (figuratively speaking) and I have the utmost respect for those who swim and just pump out lap after lap after lap. I can't do it, and I never have despite consistent effort. I just get gassed. I'm not sure if I would make a stupid face at you at the pool. Maybe just look at you with the…

and posted her story in full.

"Hey, bet you a round that I can do this improbable-sounding thing!"

"Go away"

Not to mention that you'll have nearly a month to scrape together the last 700. Dailies should make that pretty doable I think.

Not tipping is pretty chickenshit, but so is posting a photo of a receipt showing you weren't tipped because someone is noteworthy. Working in a tipped industry and getting stiffed sucks, but at some point you have to get on with your day. When you're having those shitty nights where you're on a bad run of tables,…

Also, congratulations!

Short hair is truly underrated. I just really, really love the look. I can't even imagine having the the superlong hair that so many women are cultivating these days. The long shinylocks look is nice, but has to take so much work. Supershort really just screams DGAF badass, and has got to be so much easier.

More women should go for short/supershort hair. Edgy, cool, and sexy all in one, plus low-maintenance as well.

Completely separate from this incident, this dude can't catch a break when it comes to his body. First on Man v. Food he caught hell from Alton Brown and others for fetishizing overeating and dangerously hot "food", and now that he's left that gig, and done what he feels is the best he can do to improve his overall…

Still a craigslist find, but does this fit the bill for you if you want to try again? Just came across it today.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4500396909…

It is total revisionist history to rate Bo Jackson over Barry Sanders, an error almost certainly due to his programmed dominance in Tecmo Bowl and Tecmo Super Bowl alone. Comparing Heisman seasons, Barry Sanders rushed for nearly 1000 more yards, better than a yard more per carry, and scored THIRTY-SEVEN touchdowns to…