Well, it should be obvious she’s lying: Trump would never go standard retard, he demands the most luxurious retard...

My heart goes out to her. I know a student who was sexually harassed by a colleague but she is still a student and doesn’t want to come forward until she graduates. I hate that the guy is still creeping on other students in the mean time, but I’ve also seen firsthand how little happens at my university when faculty…

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

Scent of His Semen is my second favorite al pacino film, right after Any Given Cumday.

The Blue Castle would adapt really well, especially as it’s a relatively unknown work.

I would do unspeakable things for a good version of Rilla of Ingleside!

Oh. I am so sorry :(

The heartburn...hell found a home in my chest. It was like eating glass every day.

So many questions! Who will be Hillary? Is it going to be more faithful to the book? The book is very different. Who’s gonna play Leona?!?

I'm usually anti-remake of any kind, but is it just me, or is this actually genius? 10/10 will watch.

He has the best treason. Very treasonous.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

OK, so I just pulled boy Levy into my office and pulled up his shirt to look at his back. It looks VERY similar to K.Cavs boys. I may not agree with her parenting choices (anti-vaxing), but in this instance...I feel for her. People are being very stupidly judgmental.

The NRA does not serve gun owners.
The NRA serves gun makers.
Gun makers must be allowed to sell as many guns as possible with no consequence.
Gun owners are the commodity the NRA trades in, promoting and feeding them to the gun makers.
Never trust the NRA.
Never trust gun makers.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!