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But the EMALS!

Just bring me A Horse and His Boy and I’ll be happy.

I like how Gov Lepetomane Pres Trump quotes the “failing” Washington Post when it suits his needs.

Totally off topic, but in case anyone is looking for good in the world.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

I know demonizing immigrants sounds like a great thing to many trump supporters, but guys, immigrating to the US (even legally) is difficult, messy, expensive and so so taxing, physically and emotionally. And to be a refugee on top of that, to not really even have a comfortable place to wait out the immigration

The asshole to my asshole is fine by me (this needs work)

My first protest sign and I’m damn proud.

Some of my faves:

Amazing contribution from Nashville! I’ve been singing it in my head all day.

My fav in Austin.

Today looks like it will be much better

Wait, so they hate someone who refuses to serve them based on politics...

We call that Freedom Foam.

Why not both? Separately and then together.

Fuck you for making me look this up.

I like bananas. I like peanuts. I have no feelings about lettuce (does anybody have feelings about lettuce?) I really hate mayonnaise. This is a ridiculous recipe.

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?