I seem to remember a promise that those of us who were auto-ungreyed would also be given the power to reach down ungrey other people. That appears to be yet another load that they sold to us. Sorry.

Any explanation on the costume change from the pilot? I thought that one looked pretty good. This one looks a little homemade.

It took multiple tries on multiple systems in multiple browsers, and I finally inadvertently merged with a long-dead Kinja account I apparently had. In doing that, it wiped out my AV Club history and instead adopted my Kinja history, where I’m in the greys on every other site in the system because writers only promote…

Except Donald Trump is 71 years old. Theoretically, as a child, he was surrounded by adults who lived through the war and who literally fought actual Nazis. Probably not, since he probably didn't interact with the commoners and was under the influence of his KKK-marching Nazi-sympathizer father, but don't blame that…

Oh, just kiss already and get it over with. And, also, please take video.

Like seemingly everyone else here, I think this will drastically reduce the frequency of my AV Club visits. Maybe down to 0.

Oh, great.

Instead of more 30 Rock, why don't they just go ahead and make all the fake shows from 30 Rock? MILF Island was a hilarious exaggeration in naive 2008. Now it'd be considered family-friendly.

I don't know. 30 Rock really handled its end pretty much perfectly. Where lesser shows would try to cram everything into one final episode—weddings, funerals, adoptions, other not-overly-spoilery etc.—30 Rock gracefully let it all play out over an entire season. They really stuck the landing and finished the story;…

"I've subsisted on nothing but flavorless nutrition pellets my entire life and have never tasted any food ever."

Ugh. Yeah, I gave up on Patton Oswald after his most recent Netflix special, in which he whined about how the queer community isn't radical enough to entertain him anymore, with "weak" goals like equal rights. Yeah, sorry, straight, white millionaire, that our wanting basic stuff like just to be treated like human…

Veep: The Phantom Menace

Timothy Simons is 39. I've never gotten the impression that his character is supposed to be that much younger. But I think you might be right that the timeline doesn't work out. Selina lost her original run and became VP six years before "present day," and then showed Jonah as a White House intern on their first day……

This show might as well just merge with Family Guy now that it's lost any sense of subtlety, wit, or character.

After finding Piscatella's file, Red mentions in a couple occasions that Piscatella boiled an inmate alive, and that the inmate died after receiving burns over 80% of his body. Third-degree burns are no joke. Those facts likely ended up in his file because that other guard was there; that dude would be covering his…

The more the music choice get weird, the more I'm convinced that the show is mirroring something from the book. I think we're actually hearing June's narration interspersed throughout the various mix tapes, etc. where she hid her story, as described in the book. These are the tapes they found in the foot locker (or…

It's really an easy mistake to make. Along with the power hair, Serena carries herself in the same poised, confident way and speaks with the same kind of crisp, forceful diction that also made Veronica Palmer so terrifying.

I don’t mind the OEM Nintendo dock, but I like the idea of this one because 1) as some others have pointed out, it’s cheaper than what Nintendo wants for a standalone, and 2) I like to take my Switch to other people’s houses and connect it to their TVs. This will take up a bit less space in my bag. If I’m going to…

Maybe it's just this episode (I haven't watched ahead yet) and maybe I'm overly sensitive about it as a similarly 6'4" man with a few hobbies and interests that wouldn't be considered traditionally masculine, but it feels like Piscatella being gay went very quickly from being an unexpected/understated character detail…

There's no such thing as a "slight" run-on sentence. A sentence is either a run-on or it's not, and it has nothing to do with length. I love you, A.V. Club, but you don't know what you're talking about, and as almost everyone else has pointed out, you're throwing stones from your giant glass house here.