My favorite Halloween prank.... putting Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl.

Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

I kinda swoon at the Prez on the floor with a baby. I am going to miss this presidency so hard when its over.

I don’t think I drank enough coffee, because I immediately pictured a baby Olivia Pope at the White House.

I was reading the submission thread and thinking “Oh these are great stories but I’m not scared because it’s 2:30 in the afternoon”. Then I had to go to the bathroom and I kept being certain I was going to see something awful in the mirror. My imagination is far too vivid. And I’ve never seen a ghost!

It’s only late in this cycle, relative to the many endorsements Hillary’s already gotten. She’s got more endorsements through this point in the election cycle than any Democratic candidate since ‘84 (Bush ‘00 is the only candidate to have more at this point). http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-endorseme…

Idk Black Twitter feels like my support system most days.

Let them eat cake.

That’s totally right. Jesus himself said “Poor people are dirty and deserve leprosy, keep them the fuck away from me”.

I saw it as “dropping an egg” which I certainly know isn’t what a period is, but it is part of a woman’s cycle.

Still, it’s a little off. A picture of a heating pad, Netflix subscription, and ice cream would certainly be a more recognizable icon of a period.

It’s Rachel Dolezal right?

I’ll lay 18:1 to anyone who wants Samer against a professional soccer player.

You are the one who wants children arrested because you can’t concentrate when someone else is texting on their cellphone. You are the only one acting like a precious snowflake here.

Are you kidding? She refused the teachers instructions to put the fucking phone away. She had her phone out in class.

I just have no sympathy to the person disrupting class.

AND my second one. This was the most terrifying night of my life:

HOLY CRAP! THAT IS TERRIFYING ON MULTIPLE LEVELS! FOR HER! FOR YOU! FOR HER!

I’ ve always been weary of the supernatural, anxious to find a reason behind the phenomenon, if only to keep myself from getting too scared. I have no logical explanation for what happens in my house. When we moved in, my oldest was 2. His bedroom closet has a small door in the back leading to the attic. My husband…

I am still not over “Look at Me”