You’re wrong!!! Donald Trump actually talks like a 3rd grader, not 5th. SCIENCE!

Hmmmmm. I’m starting to wonder if Jimmy Fallon doesn’t have some substance abuse issues. Actually now that I think about it more, I feel like I’ve read some items that have more or less said that he’s had problems with alcohol and maybe drugs. Can anyone corroborate?

I’m sorry, the smear campaign was maybe she did some inappropriate touching years earlier with some dude bro??

Recently I saw an old Law & Order: SVU episode that featured an unwitting rapist. It was an excellent portrayal of how something like this could happen. The man had severely diminished capacity - could not read, had difficulty with social signals, was unable to perform daily tasks such as simple cooking - and when he…

I say thank you to my boyfriend all the time. One of my favorite quotes (and a phrase which I find personally meaningful) is “There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.” Bf put a dish in the dishwasher? Thank you. He remembered to feed the cat? Thank you. He picked up my package from the front office? Thank…

berning > chaffing?

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

If we cast politicians as Godfather characters, can we have Trump be the decapitated horse head? When you wake up and realize that he’s still there, and you scream and scream and wish it was just a bad dream?

They were so, so close to not fucking this up, and then I got to the second to last paragraph.

“I never understood white people who like touching people’s hair.” There - I fixed it.

That’s too bad. I was looking forward to staring at his Angry Mr Potato Head-like face during the next debate.

In the future, corporations will apologize by literally throwing the employee under a bus.

The Pivot? You mean that thing you do when you’ve got yourself stuck in a tight spot so you keep spinning and spinning in the hope of extracting yourself from the situation. Hmm.

Honestly I didn’t realize this was a man at first, I just thought it was funny because it’s true. I think you’re projecting too much into it.

I think context is a big part. I remember in Tina Fey’s book she talks about writing a sketch for SNL about some real life woman in politics or media (I don’t remember who) and Cheri Oteri wanted to play her but they went with a male cast member because they literally thought man in a dress would get more laughs. I…

Did anyone else notice the letter “A” written on the steps at the end of the episode, when Carol is sitting down after it’s all over? It seemed like a callback to Terminus, but I haven’t seen it acknowledged anywhere, so I need to convince myself that I’m not crazy and that it really did exist.

Remember to let that Lays bag breathe a little after you open it, I’m sorry aerate.

Carol is a rare character. A middle age woman who can kick ass and take names.

Allow me to translate: The only way a true conservative believes you can “properly address the racial divide” is to pretend racism doesn’t actually happen. They think the racial divide exists because of BlackLivesMatter and Obummer and not, you know, because of things like cops gunning down unarmed black men who made…