tyga looks like a frustrated 6 year old.

So bets on what Canadian sex act it was on the video? Princess Alberta? Cariboukakke?

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I feel so vindicated right now:

did the bomb look like this?

Yeah, that's true. I guess I'm leaning in the direction of this being a sweet gesture after all.

Yep. The bus. The bus is how you get good at cocaine.

Well, the Vatican is the richest city in the world.

I mean I don’t even believe in God and I know that this is not true in the slightest. Like that was the opposite of what Jesus’s whole schtick was!!!

#meowshaming

I’ve got a three year old so... yeah. Everything except the kitchen sink.

Ah yes, “shrill”. Right up there with “bossy” and “aggressive”. Thank goodness he keeps reminding us how much he cherishes us or I might have taken this the wrong way.

This is clearly a left wing conspiracy to smuggle science into public schools.

So I’m guessing we won’t be hearing them sing:

No Country For Old White Gay Men

dandilyn likes to say “Starbucks” instead of online. I keep telling him that while technically true, it’s more embarrassing.

Thank you for being honest. I’m calling bullshit on the women saying that they’d find this cute and not creepy. Complete bullshit.

Even Ma$e can’t believe that someone named him as their favorite rapper!

It’s about time someone remembered MA$E existed.