Honestly. Here, all along, I’ve been popping out babies for my career as a welfare queen . Had I known I could have been aborting them rather than going through with the whole 40-week pregnancy, I’d have been turning a profit that much more quickly! Man, it’s the American Dream for real!

It’s amazing! Honestly, five months ago I was saying that Scott Walker is the only person who made me nervous. I mean, you can go through my posting history and find at least a half-dozen times where I expressed similar opinions.

Don’t be afraid to dismiss or flag trolls. Don't engage them.

Richard Dawkins just called a 14-year-old boy a fraud and said he wanted to be arrested. Calling that a bit over the top is like calling tuberculosis a chest cold.

Synthetic weed is the absolute worse drug on the planet. Ive watched it destroy 2 people very close to me. One you get into daily consumption over a long period of time you start to puke a black tar like substance usually in the morning and your aggression is raised through the roof. And you never recover. Both…

Synthetic weed is pretty much just an innocuous plant soaked in a chemical, so I would assume that you could pretty easily create a candy with whatever chemical they use for the synth weed. It’ll be interesting to see if his counsel considers this as part of his defense. I’d assume they’d have taken blood samples at…

I will attest to the fact that you can think you’ve OD’d on weed. But I didn’t. I just couldn’t form coherent sentences for about an hour and thought I might die. I didn’t kill anyone, though.

Is it possible to make edibles with synthetic marijuana? I know my city has seen a huge increase in incident involving synthetic weed, which—though it sounds inocuous—can actually minic the effects of PCP, and this guy’s behavior sounds a little like that.

I’ve definitely misjudged the strength and eaten too much of a potent edible and it's always just made me very uncomfortable and then sleepy.

I’d show you a gif, but I don’t want to get banned.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

That was a weird article. The first para of Jeremy Peter’s story set up a narrative of Fiorina doing for women and the GOP what Marco Rubio was supposed to do for Latino voters, but further into the story Peters points out the problems the Republicans have with reproductive rights and all the positive quotes only come…

But I feel like he’s a really considerate abductor, ya know? Only wanting $8,500, returning her after 2 days, stating that police should apologize. Probably 3/4 Canadian.

I think that say more about the tax rates of marijuana compared to the tax rates of liquor, and the relative cost of each, not the overall consumption of each.

Normally I hate when people are auto-resistant to change, because it’s usually an emotional reaction rather than an objective one, but I’m in the anti-Kinja camp this time.

Female girls... to be specific, as one must.

Little bit of Daniel tosh mixed in as well

I agree. I also know a couple of women who transitioned later in life, white, and they were also traditionalist. In fact, they were both much, much more rigid about gender stereotypes than I, a ciswoman, am. Very set about what women can do and how they should dress, etc. Which makes a certain amount of sense, I…

I wish I would have left this at TL;DR. My mistake.

I really need to listen to the little voice that says: “Stop reading. Now. You read three sentences, you gave it a fair shot. You know this will not get better. Or go anywhere. And you have over-due library books that you actually like reading.”