I really want to have sex all the time until I realize how much work it entails, and then I suggest simply watching an episode of one of our favorite shows. Oh, and wine.

I had a tenner. It’s like a nooner. Only sooner. (you went to brunch, didn’t you?)

Eng-leesh is the lang-gueesh?

Sadly, I think not- it’s more like it’s done in a ‘stream-of-utter-lack-of-self-consciousness’.

I can’t stand the whole “speak English in America” bullshit. There is no official national language! Plus it’s just a cover for racism.

-Sent from my vulva

My imaginary boyfriend is Nathan Fillion. He is perfect in all sorts of ways.

Never apologize for a Lucille Bluth gif.

Looooool right? this whole time it’s like, “that’s REALLY the argument you’re going with here? Really???!!!”

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

It would also make her come across as a better person. Throwing a fit because her child is brown is REALLY shitty. But making the argument that a sperm bank should be super safe, and that if one of its clients gets different sperm than what she picked then that means that the clinic is unreliable and what if they fail…

Ah yes, I remember how readers of this particular site showed their true colors the first time Jezebel reported on this.

Someone get Jodi Picoult on this. The novel writes itself.

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

I’ve already filled my quota for penis stories this week. We’ll tackle it next time a story like this comes out.

Is that.... no, it can’t be... but I believe it’s...it’s SPAM on that unholy excuse for a sandwich!

flagged for spam, flagged for hate speech, flagged for harassment.

Whole green onions in sandwiches! Plus that «19-inch cock» hellgif this morning! Now I’ve seen everything.

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

For sure the worst.