#KinjaGoals

My son thought everyone had a penis until he was 2.5, falling asleep on my lap: “I have penis... You have penis... We all have penissssssZZZZZZ...” That was a weird day.

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

JujyJunior is obsessed with my wife’s vagina (6.5 y/o). Constantly asking her questions about it. How does it work? How do you pee from it? Why don’t you have a penis? Do you like it?

... What’s the market value of a woman’s orgasm?

When I first encountered the internet in 1996 I had no clue about search engines, I didn’t even know they existed. I would see websites for my favourite bands etc listed in newspapers and magazines which I would then carefully copy into a little book I had expressly for this purpose, I would then type the address into…

The email addresses on AOL were your usernames but because I was 12 I thought there were two separate things. I actually would email their username and ask what their email address was and then write it down in a little book.

I don’t remember my first email, but I DO remember the day we first got the internet in my house. It was a Saturday morning in 1995, and my dad was showing us how you can check the internet to see what the weather is like! He went to Yahoo! Weather and we waited fo the page to load. And waited. And waited. And after 45…

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

Oh dear. Is it wrong that my first thought was, I feel you, girl. I hate getting my t shirt straightened out and all my shit covered up when I get up out of the car. Why can’t things just stay?

Because once he was skinny, surely all those horrible traits went away with the fat. Right?

I’m never going to be able to use that phrase again.

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

what it said: Full disclosure: Ornstein was a professor of mine in graduate school.

no that occurred to me too. Michelle is so the “perfect wife and mother” who feels she MUST pass down her knowledge she would feel that something must be said to the woman that failed her son.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations…

as disgusting as i think these religious cults are, i feel really sorry for her and the other women brought up this way. they don’t know any better, they’ve never had the chance to get a decent education, learn and process other viewpoints, or think for themselves. they have no skills that would serve them in the…