I mean, this person did seriously date an abusive mime, so ...

Yeah, nor is a D&C when you're not pregnant anymore. Some weird ideas in this!

Agreed. I am totally willing to adopt or have a kid out of my lady hole, but we’re gonna try the biological way first because it is way cheaper and we live in a state in which unmarrieds can’t jointly adopt. Pretty good reasons, in my opinion.

Awww. He looks gggrrrrrrreeeeaaat!

It *is* terminal.

I love the way you said that. “I have the olds,” like, “I’ve got the flu,” or “he has the terrible twos.” Would that it were such an evanescent state! I have them, too...

I... guess? I have the olds, so...

This is a thing?

Narcissist.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

controversial statement:

Psst... If you read their website it says all remaining money will be given to doctors without borders in the event the church closes.

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

This is still more evidence of the seeming threat to whiteness of black joy. A lot of articles came out about this idea after the McKinney pool party cop clusterfuck.

Dick Tips

lawdjesus, cheese.

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

I hate this woman.

I can’t even comprehend that. I could live in bubble wrap and still be covered in bruises.

You will get some hate for this but I’m 100% with you. It’s not just the men looking parts, it’s the 100 year old diamond on platinum strands while I crush this workout and leave all the fatties in the dust vibe that’s also radiating off this.