You only need $200 and a few pieces of paper to propose a ballot initiative in CA. Getting it through is a completely different matter.

Now can I then use this information to then track down the descendants of the people who owned my ancestors? I’m just really curious as to what they’re up to, and to make things weird, I’d also like to start the market for “your family used to own my family” greeting cards. I’d imagine they’d all just play Destiny’s…

Right at this minute? Pirate Booty.

Awwww yeah! High five for reproductive autonomy!

I celebrated my 1-year with my IUD in Feb! It really is the best.

Are you going to name it Obama? That would be so cute. I bet he’d nod politely if you told him, and Michelle would give you such a look...

OMG I fucking love my IUD so much, I practically want to name it.

Though there wasn’t anyone like him before him?

Richard Pryor not Prior

Please don’t spare Penn because he did a charitable thing one time. He literally detained and tortured Madonna for 8 hours before leaving her in their basement alone long enough that she was able to escape herself. He is absolutely a monster and just because he does a nice thing for [publicity] doesn’t make him any…

Guys, I want to like this Pope. I really do. I’m not Catholic, I have no hat in this race. But i want to belive the guy is real and is trying to make amends for the church’s past. But i keep thinking of all the children whose lives were ruined by the Church and how we hear practically nothing from the Vatican about…

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

Penn has a history of abusing women and Charlize Theron grew up in an abusive home. She saw her mom kill her dad in self-defense. I have to think on some level she was doing that thing that a lot of trauma survivors (including myself) do where we subconsciously choose partners that will allow us to relive the trauma…

It’s self-preservation if nothing else. I wouldn’t want to be the woman who had to break off an engagement to Sean Penn’s face after his track record.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.

You got two in one! Insulted, and a honking great warning that he was still hung up on his ex. Oh joy!

Moms are neg ninjas.

THANKS KEITH needs a gif with a sarcastic-looking junior high girl.