theschumescomedicpersona
TheShumesComedicPersona
theschumescomedicpersona

Yup. Using okcupid (or any online dating service) as a (straight) guy can be such a soul-wearying, self-esteem-thrashing experience; you have to send out so many messages to get any response at all (thus, those times when women send first messages really stand out as a relief!). Naturally, it’s hard to stay motivated

yep, same thing with being hit on, women hate it because it happens at least once an hour from puberty onwards. None of the men i know have ever been told they were beautiful or hot or handsome or whatever from anyone besides their parents, so the idea of being catcalled sounds pretty nice to them. I mean if you feel

I tinder messaged a guy and he didn’t respond for a day and I was so mad because how COULD HE NOT KNOW we were meant for each other.

I messaged him again and he responded as though nothing ever happened.

girl keeps her shit locked up tight now

Ugh I need someone to tell me how to delete my xanga even though I forget the username, email, and password associated with it

Another day, another reminder of why I’m glad this stuff happened AFTER my teenage years.

That’s why I locked up my old livejournal and threw away the goddamn key.

Bobby. Thank you. This is an excellent dirt bag.

we need balance.

I mean, this is mostly fine.

It is important to understand that people who do horrible things aren’t monsters. They are humans who made horrible choices. I think calling them Monsters takes away their agency and their responsibility for making those choices.

He wants a conservative to win so there’s balance? What the heck does that mean, the only difference between Trump and the people next to him on the debate stage is that he’s louder.

Really?

“And really I’m not saying he’s evil or a monster. In fact I don’t think Hitler was.”

Louis CK thinks Kasich would be a good candidate, you know him right?

Regardless of what anyone SAID, physical violence isn’t justified. Isn’t that what everyone is taught today starting in kindergarten?

My God, this looks _terrible_. I mean, sometimes good movies have awful trailers but usually they try to prune through the movie and put some of the best parts in. If this is all they could find then we’re in for a painful 2 hours.

This part of the post made no sense to me. Latina is an ethnicity. Black is a race. One can be both Latina and black. Millions and millions of people are.

I like this: “believe your own eyes.” Why do people do that, I wonder? I mean...can they not see Zoe?

Whatever nonsense Zoe might have said in the past, I get very uncomfortable with the idea of telling a black woman that she’s “not black enough” to play a black woman.