The Gang Goes to the Hammer Museum

“Fuck, I dropped my socks.”

I like that but I also propose a 90 second replay rule. Once the ref steps into the booth they have 90 seconds to make a call and they do not get to see the timer. If its still up for debate after 90 seconds its clearly not indisputable evidence to overturn and the call on the field stands. After 90 seconds the TV…

Of course we are. Those 20 minutes are very valuable for the NFL. They get to put a commercial at the beginning and end of those 20 minutes. If the NFL got rid of those 20 minutes, that’s 6-8 commercials per game that they couldn’t air.

I think this was in a Jambaroo or Funbag once, but I loved the solution to the instant replay fiasco (including goaltender interference in hockey) being watching all instant replay at live speed. No slow motion. If the human eye can’t spot whatever it is they’re looking for without slowing down the replay, it’s too…

So basically we’re going to be arguing about something different for twenty minutes?

This is how the rule was written in the 2004 NFL Rule Book: “8. A forward pass is complete when a receiver clearly possesses the pass and touches the ground with both feet inbounds while in possession of the ball.”

Bill Simmons needs to stop being a thing.

“Are we sure I just got dunked on?”

Re the slow slide into Derpmentia of 90's Comedians:

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

ESPN Exec 1: “Looks like ratings are down for NFL games this year, people must be tuning out or losing interest”

This broadcast is gonna be a real challenge. The entire premise of ESPN Pi is that it never repeats.

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

I know but for some reason the dipshit ran for president and somehow won.

That’s telekinesis Kyle 

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It’s “FUCK YOU’RE FAMILY”.

Yeah man. FUCK YOUR FAMILY if the cubbies are playing.