I’m Irish. Once during an interview, the employer asked me, “Is it true that if you ask an Irishman a question he answers with another question?”

The only appropriate answers to these stupid questions...

That was amazing. How the hell did he zoom in and out like that so quick? Kid is hilarious.

What I find offensive is that these fucking neanderthals still consider being ‘accused’ of being gay is some sort of rage inducer. Like that’s the worst thing we could call a guy, so let’s see if he freaks out. Maybe some dudes wouldn’t freak out if those in positions of power didn’t assume it to be an offensive…

I remember when they asked Myron Rolle how it felt to quit on his Florida State teammates because he graduated in three years, and then had the nerve to spend a year at Oxford on a Rhodes scholarship.

I think someone needs to remind you that he’s Chevy Chase and you’re not.

(Mother in stands watched son fumble, realizes he’s gonna get cut and she has to go back on the corner...)

Anyone who has a microphone thinks they have the right answer.

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

Will Cain, when asked if his mother’s apple pie is really that great, ripped off his pants, started crying and sued the Washington Post.

During job interviews I like to read out a list of ethnic slurs and get them to choose their favorite.

Five-star recruit: *On the way to a touchdown*

Because I see everything thru RACE, I would like to know if there are any non-black athletes that have been questioned like this at the combine. From memory only, there was Dez Bryant, Eli Apple, and now Derrius Guice (are there more?). Are NFL teams worried only about the mental/emotional fragility and intelligence…

Ask yourself 2 questions.

Also Clay Travis is equally trash. Do not forget Clay Travis sucks

“Fuck you. Don’t draft me.” hopefully.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

This is an honest-to-God line that is uttered during the highlight with seemingly no awareness of the indictment it carries: