Guy was an o-line coach, of course he moved folks out of the way for the benefit of the team.

SHUT UP STOP CRYING AT MY DESK.

It’s overwhelmingly sad that teachers have to become bodyguards at schools.

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

I’m not crying at my desk...You’re crying at my desk!

I’m really interested to see what the NFL would look like as a niche product. More than any other, it thrives as a spectacle. Big stadium, big lights. Everything is monumental. It’s already weird seeing how they try to cover up the half filled stadiums. What happens when the Super Bowl becomes optional for sports…

He’s like Jon Lester throwing to first, but for everything.

And imagine how that would’ve sounded coming from Troy Aikman, who never met a conservative call he didn’t agree with. As though an entire century’s worth of data from football games isn’t worth looking at to determine what might actually be the best thing to do.

You’re really downplaying the impact of finding those last horcruxes.

And yet, he didn’t even take the biggest risk of the night.

I was really annoyed with how automatically the commentators assumed it was an incredibly risky call to go for it on 4th and goal from the 1 with 39 seconds left in the half. If you miss it, the odds of the Patriots driving down the field and getting into FG range are basically 0% - I can’t imagine they do anything…

Was it before the Foles TD catch that Pederson called a timeout? On one of their fourth down attempts, I totally thought they were doing one of those bullshit “try to draw them offsides with a hard count” tactics and then were going to settle for the field goal when it didn’t work. Frankly, I was shocked they came…

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

At the risk of being the umpteenth person with at least one functioning eye and one functioning brain cell to mention this....

HE FUCKING RAN THREE FULL STEPS WITH THE BALL FULLY IN HIS CONTROL!!!!!!! AND THEN MADE A CONTROLLED DIVE INTO THE END ZONE!!!!!!

How is there ANY way that this could be construed an incomplete…

The Ertz review fucking baffled me. I have drifted away from football over the last few years—I still kinda-sorta follow league news and read shit and occasionally catch games or highlights, but I’m nowhere near the fan I was for the first three or so decades of my life. I knew there was a lot of bullshit about what…

No sir, even the Diggs’ touchdown was tainted by controversy that ended up not impacting the result. He took off his helmet right after the play and threw it across the end zone and was flagged for it. Thankfully the refs realized the ensuing penalty would not impact the play, but I can say that this Vikings fan…

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

I legitimately thought they might try to say Brady’s arm was moving forward and rule the strip an incomplete pass.

Where’s the “The Patriots Somehow Lost To Nick Foles” article, Dennis?