Do you really think you’re a part of the Pats?

Tuck rule, tuck rule, tuck rule, tuck rule.

Public works employees did a really good job cleaning all of this up, it’s actually not that bad here today. Everybody is in a reall great mood, fixing all the light poles.

I even got interviewed by CBS Philly, and I’m going to be on Channel 3 news babayy

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

The Clement TD you could make an argument for, but in what universe is the Ertz TD not good? He caught the ball and took THREE steps before diving and breaking the plane. NFW is that not a score.

you mean those 2 touchdowns that were legit touchdowns and they couldnt find enough evidence to throw it in the Pats favor?

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

You Minnesotans and your damn passive aggressiveness. Just tell us how you really feel.

But Drew, they’ll surely win you over with new defensive coordinator Greg Schiano.

Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

I had no dog in this fight. But I maintain that today should be a national holiday. I’ve written a strongly worded letter to my elected representative about this.

Don’t forget the part where they start cheating

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

What if I just say it loud and with a lot of energy but it’s not really ‘funny’ per se?

“Look, I don’t care if you were in Jumanji, Drake is the only jocksniffer allowed up there.”

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.