Man Bad at Biking and Dating, Decides It’s the City’s Fault
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Or a bizarre gardening accident
I never understood why she was still on her parents’ insurance. I assume being the young conservative polemist du jour pays well. Do The Blaze or Fox News not include health insurance?
Maybe it’ll be easier if you only publish when a conservative firebrand is intellectually consistent.
Look, our arbitrary and capricious discipline applies to shitty quasi-retired kickers, too!
Some days I really think the internet was a mistake.
DOZENS OF LONGTIME COMMENTORS FEARED DEAD OR AT THE AVOCADO
“Bear with us”
Very true. Maybe they’ll remember this next time.
“I’m not a football expert” = “The people who employ me don’t like a black man that speaks his mind about injustice”
When does this CBA expire? I wouldn’t be surprised if the players strike over shit like this. Maybe the union will get some better negotiators next time.
We can only hope Drew has been working on something so vicious it tears a hole in the space-time continuum, and all of Foxborough is sucked in.
My head really hurts now
I’m with you. I still watch, unfortunately, but it’s more out of mindless routine and my fantasy league with college friends, which is one of the only ways I stay in touch with them.
I think Trump saw how people reacted to him not completely fucking up his response to Harvey, and he sees this (the relief package) as a quick way to get more of that validation. Throw in his issues with Ryan and McConnell, and here we are.
Man, the big wigs at the NFL must thank their lucky stars every day for fantasy football, which will help stave off their sport’s death for a few more years.
God, his presidency seems like it was 100 years ago.
Right before the big state meet years ago, my youth swim coach had us try and visualize our upcoming races while listening to that song. He told us to “really listen to the lyrics.” We all laughed at him.