These, these are the questions.

...the hottest of taeks.

Millionaires tell people to fuck off. Billionaires get lawyers to tell people to fuck off

‘Bristol Stool Scale’

+1 minute wasted

And you, my internet friend, sound simply delicious!

This is the correct take.

I wore my Lakers beenie to work this morning. In San Diego. In July.

Holy shit, agree. I’m one of those, living here, and God damn, the sports scene is shit.

Ya know, as a reader of this site, I hear about Barstool and Portnoy. It’s all mildly amusing, but never captured my interest in any significant way.

I click the link in the article, but it directs me to the $20 Amazon price. How do I get the $13 price?

I click the link in the article, but it directs me to the $20 Amazon price. How do I get the $13 price?

This is the good stuff, right here. +1, just so tasty.

“It’s not the same dog!”

I really couldn’t care less what they put on the back of their jerseys:

Bravo, just awful. +1

TL; DR: The Pirates want free money as an “integrity fee” because they feel that they own the “intellectual property” of sports results.

There it is. The Sid we all know and love...(but no touchy touchy)

+1 "just sayin'"

“We don’t live on a garbage pile”

Upvoted to *69, left with concussion, was lutz.