Not disagreeing, but my gut tells me that the four-game number was at least in part driven by not jst da bllz, but aso the destruction of evidence, and lying to the investigator.

Oh God no, not this. I know EXACTLY where this is going. Please, anything but this.

This take is...well, I have no other word: Incredible

It was the “ARGLE BARGLE!” that really sold it for me.

“...gross assholes, and should be shamed.”

“No private party can obtain a court order to enter and inspect another private party’s private property” - You

+1, more phone number

“Since when do people obtain a court order to enter private property to inspect it?”

+1 child screaming (yes, I’m going to hell...)

Honestly, Sid, your comments are a legit 30% of the reason I visit this site nowadays. You’re the Babe Ruth of pithy snark internet blog wit (cigars and hookers included, obv)

Oh, I didn’t doubt your claim for a moment. Sorry if it appeared as if I did.

Explained Jokes: The bread and butter of ham sandwiches.

This is delicious, +1

Not only ‘believed they rightfully ruled’, but actually did! #sad!

This, 100%.

But, who does meth “better”? Strong arguments all around...

Crude yet accurate. +1

“Oregon has more Confederate flags in it than Georgia”

Uuuggghh, of *fucking* course he did...

So, so very good. +1