thesauveidiot
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Something a friend (who’s playing it) and I (who’s not - yet, at least) discussed the other day was the idea of how much Cyberpunk is “an evolution of video games.” He seems to think so in terms of how he sees the polish (the level of detail, the available options of how to play, rpg elements, etc.), but then we

I’d be legitimately curious (and I mean this with only, like, 10% snark) to see if someone could track the number of people that returned this game now only to purchase it again in a couple of months. I’m not a huge fan of “releasing a game before it’s ‘finished’” as it seems a lot of companies do these days as they

The day my 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee’s Hemi engine decide to surprise me with a lovely hole (in 2016) was the day I decided I wanted a Jeep no more.

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Ugh now I want that. Final boss is the damn penguin.

Gives me “Prototype meets Bloody Roar” vibes. I don’t hate that. 

I grew up in and around Detroit and was always fascinated by the brand loyalty. Lot of my friends had plant worker parents so they always leased and bought from whomever put food on the table, but my parents jumped around from American brand to American brand until recently.

Obligatory “I WAS IN THE POOL!”

I’m expecting them to hand out Mini Mushrooms at the door for the “real” experience.

That was weird. *Heads off to pre-order*

The most metal article I’ve seen all day.

But will the 14 year-old ever truly understand their purpose? Will they rebel against destiny? Or are they set to the wear the same over-revealing tight suit on their bodies that are somehow that of a grown adult?

I’ve been holding off on buying new games as games like Control give me a dirty look while I jump on my OCD-like need to finish Battle Passes. Curse you, unlockable skins!!!!!

Leaves room for DLC brought to you by Viagra.

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Man, between this and Atomic Heart it seems like Russia is getting ALL the good bad cyber-future-tech-dystopia stuff.

Still my favorite late night host. Glad he’s getting a chance to do something new, especially as the half-hour version of his show hasn’t felt quite right. 

Still one of my favorite JC movies, no matter janky it can come off as, and the movie I saw when I was super young that really got me into him in the first place. Still thankful for years and years of Jackie and his insane performances. 

If anyone could do Bond game justice, I’d think it’d be iOi. Hoping they still have some form of content structure they have with the hitman games as well, where new missions come and go, and things get changed up occasionally. 

SO GLAD you were smart enough to leave off this anything from Stunt Race FX (Super NES). Pretty sure they captured all vehicles really well.

At least they weren’t yelling “Okay, Zoomer” at all the Tik Tokers or whatever is the kids say.

Maybe a good chance to angle Sony for their shiny new headset????