316hp is no slouch, plus its a Volvo so it’s safe for the family

Came here to say Flex... happy to see it as the first suggestion.

Someone was telling me that once upon a time, beach front property was once seen as low class from the rich people. Until they saw poor people having fun and they didn’t like that, so they decided to leave the mountains for the beach and kick the poors more inland...Basically the beaches crumbling apart is a virtual…

Did they try fire? That’d be the first thing to try. I’d try fire.

Finally, a late-model Porsche drops in value.

Yeah, but you can’t make it too obvious. “Let’s put the EV charge port in the cupholder! And these round black rubbery things — these are obviously the headrests, right?”

Fiskfuls of cash?

His failure or success is probably defined by him by his living conditions and bank account, which I assume are both fairly comfortable.

I’m convinced that he’s somehow a one-man tax fraud scheme, where corrupt billionaires who need to lose money for tax purposes just throw money.

Oh, please do not put one pic of the front bench seat. Literally in the title.

then address that fact in your article.  (notes from a reader)

I was lusting after the football players not the cheerleaders

Isn’t the same thing said about fine art?  One insanely wealthy person paying another one, with the auction house in the middle.

I feel more akin to the guys in Office Space looking up money laundering in a dictionary than I do an expert on the topic, but I imagine it would go something like this:

Guy A gives Guy B $120K worth of drugs. Guy A cannot accept straight cash (cuz his bank and IRS surely wont without a receipt), so he “sells” his car to Guy B for ~$40K and the cost of the drugs to Guy B, and now has a “legit” receipt to show the tax man and banker for all that scratch.

I always wanted an Audi... and now that I can afford one, I’ll never get one.

For me it's the fact that tech that is standard on a Toyota or Hyundai adds thousands of dollars more to already expensive vehicles when it should be the opposite.

Audi became too expensive for what they are. Every new Audi I’ve looked at in the last two years has felt overpriced for what it is.