Yes. Only the top 20 or so picks get full guarantees across all four years of their rookie deals. What a devastating precedent it might set if teams had to pay what amounts to a rounding error for a mistake at the top of the first round on a pick with no bargaining power on an artificially reduced salary. That…

your recommendation would read so much better if you dropped the insufferable “become a grown up” shit

nothing turns wealthy white men against the free market faster than young black men commanding market value compensation. funny how quickly they turn communistic.

Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies are at least 4 or 5. Those things were like crack for me growing up.

Keep smoking Kate. It may keep you from eating but it will inevitably take a toll on your face. Not to mention your lungs, heart, kidneys, etc.

I just have to say, not having had the experience of really having grandparents (paternal set were both dead before I was even born, maternal set lived on the other side of the country and died by the time I was 6, so I literally met them twice when I was young enough that I barely recall)... this was a very enjoyable…

My grandmother got pulled out of school after fourth grade to help around the farm. Was married before she turned 20.

I think it really depends on the location and age of the kid. One brewery in my town is strictly 21 and over. The other has a separate section away from the bar with games and puzzles where there’s usually a toddler or two hanging out (they boot anyone under 21 out at 8:00 sharp). These are the two extreme cases.…

There were like 2 episodes I enjoyed (Lauren Lapkus and Kate Berlant) but it took me forever to get through the series almost gave up because some were so bad. I’m glad I made it to Natasha though, because you’re absolutely right. Hers is by far the strongest episode.

All the co-ed beer groups I’m in are SO DRAMATIC (about this and literally every other issue) but the lady-only ones are chill. Funny, that.

two 12 pack a week LaCroix habit

Wait, are they going to get kicked out of the White House before anyone figures out what the fuck they actually do at said White House (see also Manigault-Stallworth, Omarosa)?

“So... what would you say you DO here.”

Jared Kushner strikes me as someone who will blankly stare at a wall once everyone else has left the room

Did you ever see that episode of The Office where the office finds Michael’s script for “Threat Level Midnight,” wherein Michael is a Jason Bourne type character who saves the world?

First off read the article son and see why I referenced the elevator part. Second, I know my history, the analogy was made to show that the perception of speaking out of turn to white women be it real or imagined can get you killed. Now sit your fake ass down and be quiet while grown folks talk.

It was mostly a fancy leftover situation + drugs + alcohol + so many stupid tattoos=not worth it

Parks and Rec is the superior show.