Retta has responded to me on Twitter TWICE. That means we're best friends, right?

And that's how we'd all react in that situation. Maybe not during week three of the apocalypse, but by YEAR three, absolutely.

"AWW, HELL NO!" —half of T-Dogg's script

Aren't dad rants the best? My dad and I watched the Super Bowl together and when the power went out in the stadium, he went into the biggest rant about building a city under sea level and corrupt politicians... or something. It didn't have much of a point but it was funny.

I'll check in with you later, but right now I'm gonna do a bunch of beer bongs filled with Diet Coke.

I love sin taxes, but only because I don't buy much of the "sinful" stuff and I think it's funny that we call it a sin tax. I imagine a room full of old ladies clutching their pearls and making decisions on what's getting taxed because it's sinful.

Right?! It doesn't require bullets, it'll never malfunction, and you can kill walkers without making any noise. It's perfect.

Last night's episode was probably the only one this season that wouldn't have been spoiled on Twitter at all. Zero revelations, no deaths, no significant forward movement save for the very end. But even that was weak. I have a lot of faith in the writers so I'm hoping the next three episodes can tie up some loose ends…

Agreed. I like the shift that season three has taken in which we're more afraid of the other humans than the walkers. I love how the characters approach walkers so nonchalantly now (when there are only a couple of them, of course) as opposed to seasons one and two when encountering a walker was a HUGE DEAL. They've…

You nailed it.

It'll be worse than the weekly Twitter explosion while The Walking Dead is on. I'm one of the live-tweeters who ruin it for anyone who DVRs the show. But I always send out a warning tweet an hour ahead of time. That makes it okay, right? :-|

Ahh, well that makes sense. Thanks!

I'm with you. The whole thing makes me squirm and I truly don't get it. I guess we're bad feminists ;)

I can't decipher what OTT means? My brain keeps chiming in with that silly rap song from the 90s... "..down with OTT, YEAH YOU KNOW ME!"

Join us on Twitter instead, you'll feel much more welcome :)

Exactly. I agree with some of the arguments on both sides, but I fail to see the logic in confronting the quantity of soda when it's the content that is problematic. Again, I think both sides have great points, but this seems about as logical as reducing packs of cigarettes to ten instead of twenty (I don't even know…

I'm on book two of A Song of Ice and Fire and oh mah gaahhhhh..

Wouldn't the neighbors hear gunfire in his basement? Seems like a regular basement to me, no soundproofing or anything like that.

That reminds me—have you watched "Six Days to Air?" It's on Netflix. It's a documentary about the creative process behind an episode of South Park. I haven't watched South Park in years but I'm fascinated by this documentary and I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone are brilliant.

"Isn't this why we get cocksure guys like Michael Bay literally teabagging the audience with grotesque robots?"