Portlandia, if you haven't watched it. Amazing. Also, I watched a short but quite interesting doc about South Park called "Six Days to Air". Regardless of how you feel about South Park (I haven't watched it in years), it's incredibly cool to watch their creative process. An episode, from start to finish, takes them…

High five!

UGH, I love these two. Those bracelets are cool.

She's been in show business for like seventy years. Of aaaalllllll the TV/film stars in Hollywood right now, who do you think will stick around that long? I hope Kristen Wiig is making us laugh when she's 90.

This post reminds me of my favorite teacher from junior high. When I took her physical science class* in ninth grade (2000-01), she was old. She was about five feet tall, weighed maybe 90 pounds, and was the toughest yet most endearing teacher in the entire school. It was a fairly large school and every teacher had a…

If you can handle them all day, you're still my hero. I'm the same age and after about two hours watching my 5-year-old nephew and 16-month-old niece, I need a drink and a nap and a longer nap and four more drinks.

I saw a photo somewhere in the internet today of Pauline Phillips and Betty White, then I realized that Betty White is not far behind Pauline in age. And now I have a sad just thinking about the horrible, awful day when Betty inevitably leaves us. DON'T GO.

Good for you! :) I wish people wouldn't do the "finally" thing to couples. I mean, it's NONE of my business why someone isn't engaged yet. I'm about to be a bridesmaid for a good friend who was with her fiance for nearly seven years before they got engaged and she's heard nothing but "finally" from so many people. I…

I was hoping Deadspin's "Go fuck yourself" to Donald Trump would make it onto the Tweet Beat. That was glorious.

No way. I'd be an Obama in a heartbeat. Are they in the market for a 26-year-old child? I do my own laundry!

If "old" means "AWESOME", then yes.

I know, right?!

Oh for crying out loud.

LOVE. She rocks the bangs well. Ugggh, why isn't she my brunch mentor?!

Oh no, I don't think you're being cruel at all. That's pretty much the exact scenario with my cousin, aside from the N word. Although many of her boyfriends seemed like the type who use that word freely in daily conversation. Ugh.

I'm not familiar with this expression. I've heard "pissed in your Corn Flakes" before but this is the first time I've seen this phrase using chips. Corn Flakes seem like a more viable option if you're going to pee in someone's food, since we can assume they're already in a bowl and probably at waist level on a flat…

You can do it! Do you use Twitter? It's an excellent self-promotion tool. But I do understand that Facebook is excellent for that purpose. That was one of the tougher aspects of leaving it, as it was my primary tool for attracting page-views at my blog.

My experiences don't fall in lock-step with yours? In that case, I take back everything I said and I offer my sincerest apologies. Internet commenting is something I take very seriously and I don't want to offend anyone by using a generalization of any kind. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

Ahh, you pointed out the two things I actually miss about Facebook—the address book and the friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend stalking. We all have that Lindsay Lohan in our lives and it's fun to drop in on her from time to time. Mine was actually a cousin that I never see or speak to—girl is about 23 and she's been…

Cosign.