Fuck salads. Unless I throw in like a thousand ingredients (including a shit-ton of grilled chicken), I'm hungry an hour later. I like the healthy, filling stuff as well. I'll definitely look for this book, thank you!

Thanks for this! I cooked it in water, per the directions on the bag. But I've heard of other methods and I think the stock idea sounds way better. That's what I'll do next time. It was pretty bland, so any method that involves using more flavor is good.

That's a beautiful dog. I hate that so many breeds have been tampered with, but that's why I'd love to adopt one from a shelter rather than contribute to the demand for puppies from breeders.

Preach. Every one of these songs is terrible. The Black Keys' "Gold on the Ceiling" makes me want to pull over and air-guitar on the hood of my car.

YES WE CAN.

Woohoo! My hair was long (like down past my boobs) when I got a pixie cut and it was amazing. I'm never going back. Bottles of shampoo and conditioner last FOREVER and it takes me like thirty seconds to do my hair every day. I'm jealous of you.. I wish I could experience that drastic change again! Now it's just normal…

Oh god, I know. I adore Deadspin (particularly Drew Magary), but the comment section is a frat party. There are a few regular commenters who are hilarious, but most of it sucks now.

Same here! I was on the edge of my seat while they were at the daycare. "Literal ankle-biters".. baaahahahaha

Do you live inside my brain?

"If you did that in real life today you would be charged with sexual assault."

I laughed out loud in an awkwardly quiet coffee shop. Countless hipster writing sessions have been ruined. THANKS A LOT :)

Buzzfeed posted it a day or so ago. It's hilarious. I'm too lazy to link it, but it's on the main page.

Eew. Aaaaand that's why I don't read message boards populated by nerdy Reddit-types. No offense to all the normal nerds out there. You guys are cool.

Ha! Fair enough :) I watched all of season one in a day (marathon right before S2 premiere) and I had some serious zombie nightmares that night. I really can't handle scary stuff, but thankfully it's become less about zombie gore and more about human interaction as the series has progressed. I do want to read the…

I thought the exact same thing regarding the female characters. You're exactly right in that until now (and I mean literally right now, within the last couple episodes), the writers have apparently been locked in a room without any exposure to actual women for their entire lives. I don't want to go into too much…

Exactly. This show has become a cult phenomenon, they have absolutely no need to include an on-screen rape to attract viewers. Also, um, who would WANT to watch a show based on a rape scene? If anything, that would probably cause people to stop watching it.

I haven't read the comics but I've watched the show religiously. Several of my friends have read the books and watched the show, and they all agree that the show doesn't even begin to match the brutality of the comics. I think you might actually like the show. Believe me, seasons one and two are pretty tame (almost to…

Andrea's ass-shot was pretty cheap*, I agree, but I didn't interpret Maggie's scene as an attempt to titillate anyone. If anything, I think it sent two messages:

Slow down. Breathe. Watch the series, please, before you indict the entire thing based on one incredibly uncomfortable scene. I know I'm going to invoke the wrath of Jezzies here, but that was NOT a rape scene. The Governor made Maggie take off her shirt/bra in order to degrade her, and yes it was very gross and…