Cosign.

Yes! You sure can! I don't like bad breeders either, but that doesn't mean we don't get to cuddle this guy forever.

I'm a little late to this party, but I'm hoping a few of you out there like to scroll through all of these on Sundays like I do.

Foodies are fucking insufferable. Oh well.

Yaaaay another one!

This is too good to be true. "Wont" is a word, my friend.

Right? Where are the adult-size penguins?! I'd have no shame rocking one of those on the ice. It's better than breaking my tail-bone, which basically what happened the first time I tried ice-skating.

Oh, I will :) My plan (and this is not going to happen anytime soon, but it will eventually) is to adopt a rescue bulldog. That's really the only way I'd do it—I'm pretty hesitant to trust breeders and I'd love to find one who needs a "forever" home, regardless of the dog's age.

Ha! Thanks for this :) My imaginary future bulldog will hopefully require only preventative veterinary care, which she (or he) will receive regularly, along with a dangerous amount of snuggles.

Thanks!

Right? Mike Tyson is terrifying NOW as a middle-aged man*, I can't even imagine how scary he was back in his prime.

My 4-year-old nephew uses a much less cool version of one of these at his hockey practices—an orange traffic cone :| The little guys hold on to the cone and put their hockey sticks through the hole in the top, so it functions as a carrier for the stick and a stabilizing tool while they learn the fundamentals of…

I'm just waiting for the bulldog snark. It never fails—someone will chime in about how bulldogs have breathing issues and are difficult to breed, blah blah blah fart noise.

Indeed his actual name is "Sly". And his son is the Chris Brown of Kansas City. He's been in the local news a few times for being an entitled, drunken dipshit. Making scenes at bars, screaming at restaurant employees and telling every cop who approaches him that he can have him fired (or "buy and sell" him, or some…

I JUST.

YES.

Nice.

I'm almost 27 and I feel the same way. On rare occasions my friends and I will stay out until the bars close down. It has to be some kind of event that makes us all really slap-happy and excited to be out, like a close friend's open-bar wedding or something. Other than that, I'd rather just go home at midnight and…

I agree. I feel like this guy has a friend who works in PR or something and he asked him/her to write it for him. Or he was hammered when he unleashed the initial posts.

At least attempt to write well if you're going to insult someone else's writing ability. She's an excellent writer and her style is consistent with everyone who writes for a Gawker site. Go back to Reddit.