She's probably just several Xanax cocktails deep.

Official cause of death: CUTE ATTACK.

Thank you. I read this a couple hours before this post and I still couldn't find a reason to be offended by it. In fact, I was a little surprised that this ended up on Jezebel. And I almost always agree with every word posted on this site. I just... I can't be offended by The Onion. And you're right, they'd run out of…

Ha! Indeed he was. I love that both Ed O'Neill and Katey Sagal are each in really successful TV shows. Very different shows, of course, but they're both awesome.

Agreed. Even the supporting characters are well written and the actors are great. I just now remembered that the guy who plays "Prospect" ("Halfsack", whatever) is dead in real life and it made me really upset. I love his character so far.

I can't wait to be completely caught up with it. I love her character because she started the series as this hard-nosed, ruthless matriarch with no apparent weaknesses. She is still very much the ruthless matriarch, of course, but we start to see her fragile, human side. She's so cruel to those outside her family but…

Right? She's a babe. I think she's so much sexier now than when she was younger on MWC.

Really? That's awesome! I'll listen for it when I start S3.. very close to the end of S2 right now.

I'm about halfway through season two of Sons of Anarchy, and she is FANTASTIC. She's a brilliant actress and she plays that role very well. I suppose it doesn't hurt that her husband is the creator of the show, so Gemma was basically written for her, but still. Gemma is so mean and horrible but you really can't help…

Did you watch the very end with Ed Helms?! I love him. He'll always be Andy Bernard to me and that's just fine.

Right?! That part made me laugh out loud. I love this so much.

They're making a THIRD Hangover movie, you guys.

BRAVO :) I'm a fan of the biweekly "fall up" the stairs in which I don't quiiiiiiite get enough traction on one step and my foot slips and I fall forward. Thankfully my shins break my fall by absorbing all the weight. I have perma-bruises on my legs. I should grow up. I'm glad you didn't break the candle-holder!

Oh man. This song WAS my eighth grade year. I vividly remember this song playing on repeat at one of our monthly YMCA "teen nights"—which, for the record, was the COOLEST place to be if you went to junior high in suburban Omaha around '99. The boys and their frosted hair. The girls with their braces and badass blonde…

Ruthless business-mind here. Stop helping others :) I know it's what you do in academia, but don't waste one more ounce of creative energy on someone else's endeavors. If you've found yourself tapped out of ideas because you've been devoting even the littlest bit of energy on someone else's job-hunt, you're doing it…

Ha! My thoughts exactly. I think my mom would totally understand if I was like "Hey mom.. this is awkward, but Michelle and Barack Obama are going to adopt me. So I'm gonna, ya know, be their kid now."

Can someone pleeeease post a GIF of that lady from Wife Swap years ago who screamed "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAAANNNN!" at her children upon her return to their house? Remember her?

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It is :)

I'd go hetero for Cory Booker. I've been mentally throwing my underwear at his tweets all week. What a fantastic leader. THAT is how you're supposed to effectively use Twitter, politicians.