I just looked for the little "Favorite" star. I should probably spend less time on Twitter.

The little puppy head-tilt at 0:04 made me squeeeeee so hard.

Catching up on this thread... can we do something about Wizardat30? Scroll waaaay down the list of discussions for reprehensible rape comment.

If the Bengals cheerleader and her boyfriend get married, she and I will have the same name. Please don't get married, please don't get married, please don't get married...

"I put pumpkin liquor in my coffee..."

I'm WORRIED about Lil Wayne, you guys.

I hope there's a cat in that household rolling her eyes thinking "Oh great, the 'bath' and 'walk' thing again. Here we go."

This may be a dumb question but I'm going to ask anyway: Is Gallup still a credible poll? If I understand correctly, it's a company that administers surveys primarily through landline telephone, am I right? I should know this since I live in the city in which Gallup is headquartered, but I do not. Seth Meyers made a…

"... if he ever falls, the other team's fans 'cheer like they just won the game...'"

Thank you. I couldn't shake the image of Chris Hanson from Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" while reading that. "Why don't you have a seat..."

How old is he? If he's just a toddler, I think maybe that's normal. I mean, I don't have kids but I have a 4-year-old nephew who I think would probably freak out if he were left with a babysitter who wasn't one of his family members.

I've been on a few dates with a girl who is trying to convince me that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the best show ever made. So I'm watching it (mostly because I think maybe I like her) on Netflix and OH MY GOD IT'S ATROCIOUS. Does this show get better after the first season? I'm on episode eight of season one and I'm…

I got teary-eyed simply reading Lindy's REFERENCE to that commercial. I ugly-cried the first time I saw it—thank god I was alone. The part when he says "If she can do it, so can you" CRYING I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW.

I love reading about awesome things on Jezebel and realizing it happened in my hometown. It makes me feel a little better about the occasional "NOBAMA" bumper sticker I see on my daily commute to work.

Yes! I read about this earlier today and thought "...cue the 'stop associating us with you' response from the show's creator."

And that a foamy latte makes Mugatu farty and bloated.

Cody York? Oh, Christ. If these two get married, she and I will have the same name. Yay.

As a young, liberal, modern feminist, stories like this are ABSOLUTELY DISGUST—-just kidding. That's fucking hilarious.

Oh god, please don't.

Oh I like Seth MacFarlane, I just can't process them together at the moment. It'll make sense soon.