Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? The Mother of Dragons is dating Stewie Griffin?

Fantastic.

Ha! Taken was always a hangover movie with my roommate and I... and we could not get through it without making fun of her godawful dorky run.

His first name is spelled Michel? What the fuck.

Good call. I think I need to just free-associate on paper and whittle down from there. This is exhausting. WEDDINGS ARE EXHAUSTING.

Do you have access to "Veep"? I don't know much about Netflix or how it plays in the sandbox with HBO, but if you can, watch it. It's fucking hilarious. And there's only one season of (I believe) eight episodes—short and sweet.

I'm very comfortable speaking in front of people, but the full-volume rehearsal is definitely a good idea. My other best friend (also a bridesmaid) is going to be my audience for practice runs. The problem I'm having is content, really. I'm struggling to come up with something amusing/creative, yet appropriate for the…

I'm the Maid of Honor in my best friend's wedding. The wedding is in two weeks and I haven't started writing the speech. I'm freaking out. You guys, two weeks from this very moment, I'll be in front of three hundred people trying to express how much I fucking love my best friend and her awesome fiance. People are…

I HATE when men say "Smile!" or some variation of that. I bartend for a living (for the moment) and gross old guys at work think they can tell me to fucking smile all the time. I'll be switching shifts with the other bartender and counting cash, and some middle aged fuckwit will say "You should smile more!", thus…

I actually lol'd at his quote only because I find it so funny (in a really-you're-that-big-of-an-asshole way) when people say "the help."

My brain can't compute this information.

This is the ONLY cute possum on Earth. The ones who lurk under cars at night where I live (Midwestern US) are TERRIFYING.

If you find some serious free time, scroll to the comments on the previous "Why Your Team Sucks" posts and play a game called "Spot The First-Time Deadspin Reader Breathlessly Defending His Team." Hours of entertainment. Sometimes I scroll straight to the comments before reading the whole post, they're that good.

I thought Klout was, like, the joke of social media? The only people I've ever known who actually care/talk about their Klout schools are world class tools. Klout said that I was influential on the Securities Exchange Commission (what?!), beer, and dogs. I don't have a dog and I am the biggest beer amateur of all time…

Rarely is a comment hilarious AND completely accurate. Well done.

Honest questions because I really don't know how this works:

The paw flap at 0:06... squeeeeeeeeeee. I know they have genetic problems blah blah blah, but I fucking LOVE these dogs.

Is it just me, or has this post received the MOST "This is clearly my first time reading Deadspin and I'm taking this way too personally" comments than any other WYTS post? I can't WAIT for the hate mail post from this week. Jesus.

I love Lily Allen. Also, fun fact for Game of Thrones freaks: Lily Allen's brother is Alfie Allen, who plays Theon Greyjoy.*

Adding "—Todd" at the end makes it a legitimate tweet.