Good luck to you! My friends have been badgering me to do it for years, I'm trying to work up the courage. Let us know how it goes, please!

PLEASE don't let it be Betty. I can't handle that.

I bet her hugs can really cure a shitty day/week/month. I feel like she probably gives the BEST advice and has a way of making you feel instantly better. Ugh, she owns.

Right?! I just want to browse through a few boutiques with her (coffees in hand) and maaaybe stop at a mens' clothing store so Michelle can pick up a shirt for Barry while she says "You know, I swear he would wear the SAME thing every day if it weren't for me..." and we'd laugh and then go eat lunch at Dean & Deluca.

That was my first thought, too. He had to be wasted before they even went into the park, there's no way he got THAT drunk off of beer during the game (assuming most people who drink at a stadium are drinking nine dollar beers instead of fifteen dollar cocktails). His friends suck.

Oh my god. The moment at about 0:36 when he smacks the cups together in frustration and looks at the trainer as if he's saying "What... what the FUCK?!" I diiiiiiie.

How much of a crush is it? Do you want to date him? Or is it one of those "oh he's adorable to be around but I don't think about him when I'm not at work" kinda things?

Ohhhhh he got you there! A MOM JOKE DERP DERP DERP.

Same exact reaction. I also wanted to point out that it annoys me when these comments end in something along the lines of "...I guess that's why you write in this shitty blog", because Deadspin (and everything under the Gawker umbrella) is quite popular. Like, REALLY popular.

Cumfart: Great word or GREATEST WORD?

YES... I was clicking through the comments wondering why it took so long to find one of these. I thought for sure the Ravens' WYTS would generate the most vitriol from idiots who don't know how this series works. So far I'm a little disappointed.

I laughed.

Preach. I remember washing my hands with soap and warm water before dinner (sometimes we didn't...whatever), bathing regularly, and that was it. No anti-bacterial gels or sprays or wipes. We were outside ALL DAY getting dirty and scraping our knees. And no, we did not immediately disinfect the knee scrape, aside from…

Nothing. Except bars of soap get all wet and slip out of your hands and onto the counter, then onto the floor and then I have to try to pick it up without dropping it again and basically my day is ruined.

I'm sorry, I haven't read this post yet. I just wanted to acknowledge that the burger in the photo looks DELICIOUS.

Slow clap.

Welcome. New members fill out this name tag, please. Coffee and donuts are at the table over there.

Me too! I just want to have brunch with them every Sunday forever.

Same here. They obviously don't read Deadspin regularly, and probably got the link to the article in an email from some other equally stupid fan. "This asshole is makin fun of the Saints wut the fuck man lets comment on it!!1" These are the same folks who read an Onion article and think it's real.

Click the tag "Why Your Team Sucks 2012" then look to the right of the screen at the laundry list of teams included in this series. No team is safe, and I believe he plans to do this for every team in the NFL, including his Vikings. It's fucking hilarious, and it's one of the reasons I check this site (which is…