She is out. She came out publicly right around the time Anderson Cooper did, both revelations weren't that, well, revealing.

Blasphemy!

Agreed. Also, I'll say it. There's something DIFFERENT about McDonalds' Diet Coke. Different in a good way. Different in a "before I quit drinking soda, I would stop there once a day for a large Diet Coke" way. Oh my god I want a fucking Diet Coke RIGHT NOW.

What a polite bear! I love how he kept leaving and coming back. That bear is me. That store is my kitchen when I'm boredom-snacking. Ugh.

I laughed. Also, what the fuck is keirin?

Right?! For fuck's sake, why is everyone ripping on her constantly? I love how we tear apart Olympic athletes for "not being able to deliver when it counts." Can we just agree that these are ALL world class athletes and admire them for even being there in the first place? Christ, this place becomes Reddit when it…

I love this so much because it reminds me of my favorite thing to observe at weddings: Mom-dancing. I LOVE MOM-DANCING.

Favorite comment of all time.

Or worse, the asshats who are still talking about SAT scores well after they've graduated college. I can't decide which is more annoying, the academic pissing contests or the high school athletics pissing contests. You know, the guys who get drunk and swap stats from high school football back in '01. Eye roll.

YES.

I just started watching Game of Thrones and OH MY GOD. I'm on S1E4 and my addiction grows stronger by the second.

I like her, too. If we're talking television cooks, I prefer her over Paula Deen. A couple days ago, I was channel surfing and stopped at Paula Deen cooking something and thought I'd give her the benefit of the doubt ("...maybe it's something healthy!"). She was cooking biscuits that you then dip in melted chocolate.…

Right?! Why does anyone give a shit about her hair? LOOK AT HER FLIP ON THAT BEAM.

Agreed. Also, I hate when people write "fucken"... it's "fuckin'", right? I always say "fucking" of course, but if you're going to shorten it, I'm positive that "fucken" is incorrect.

It made me laugh that these were sent to Drew, given his recent piece on "how not to sound like as asshole in your email signature" (or something along those lines, I'm too lazy to look it up). Ever since that piece, my coworkers like to end emails with "Sent from Steve Jobs' dead gaping asshole."

You don't have to actually articulate that you're not hitting on her (or throw out any verbal disclaimers about a wife/girlfriend)... just, I don't know, talk normally? Talk to her like you'd talk to your cousin? I really don't know. Don't be too worried about coming off as though you're hitting on her, because…

I see what you did there.

Aww! Nothing is cuter than a dog trying to maintain his composure.

Oh my god I love that. Also, least awkward morning-after EVER!

Ugh. This is so cute and it's not helping my puppy/kitten fever. I love when dogs reach an age where they're too mature to really give a fuck about something as exciting as a kitten. My sister's lab is 11 months old and he'd be LOSING HIS SHIT over a kitten on the bed with him, but these dogs are like "...whatever."