Yes that's definitely a thing, and yes it does make you feel awesome.

Well yeah, there were a lot of red flags throughout the article, but that particular line really drove it home. What a creep.

I remember talking about Mila Kunis with my male roommate and I had to provide him proof via Google that she actually dated Macaulay Culkin because he didn't believe it. I didn't blame him one bit. I still can't wrap my mind around that.

Thank you. Seriously.

This line from the linked article made me laugh out loud in a "holy shit RED FLAG" kinda way:

Right?! I've been terrified of those things since I was a kid. I can't imagine a perfectly normal person being into the puppet thing. It's just too fucking creepy.

I love squash-face cats because of their default expression of "one thousand percent OVER IT."

If anyone needs me, I'll be scrawling "Mrs. Ed Helms" on all my notebooks.

As long as guys are wearing white Oakley sunglasses on the back of their heads while indoors, Dane Cook will book shows.

I'm pretty sure 80% of my internet usage is devoted to cat videos.

I laughed at the brief shot of the older cat giving no fucks about the carnage taking place on the bed.

Very true.

Oh god, I love The 'Burbs. Bruce Dern is fucking awesome in that movie.

...in which he's basically resurrecting his best character EVER, Tony Perkis from "Heavyweights."

It's ballsy to criticize Drew's writing using "your" instead of the correct "you're."

It's already been done and it was awesome. Click the tag on the article and you'll see it. I believe it was last week's Why Your Team Sucks.

I lol'd at "diaper rash"...

This.

My exact reaction. I've been pronouncing it "MAY-juh-ree"... fuck.

The theater in my college town serves booze in the concessions area. So.. yeah. We never went to a movie that attracted other college douchebags.