I’ve become as paranoid as the alt-right/Alex Jones loons, because when this happens now, I just think it’s a Putin false flag attack (like in St. Petersberg), designed to inflame nationalistic fervor in Europe. It’s working in France, where the Socialist is DOA and the Republican/conservative is collapsing, mired in…

A couple of years ago in the same city, a delusional man drove his car into a crowd because he thought it was remote controlled by someone else. It wasn’t, he had schizophrenia and was off his meds. Not everything is a terrorist attack

I did just briefly imagine a press conference to address NCAA sanctions where the head coach of a team invokes the name of an eldritch god to explain why his boys just can’t stop eating babies. Just so you know, their bravery and resiliency in the face of such an ordeal was inspiring.

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

I mean, if you love the thing so damn much, can you at least spend five minutes studying how to display it properly?

That bald dude was no bullshit and I find him sexually attractive.

So, the cop has a history of excessive force against black people, but that is ok to you. Which is understandable since you believe that ASSAULTING A CHILD is ok when they are black.

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

AKA Summa Cum Daddy.

Her evil is undeniable but it’s important to remember that her breasts were members of the French Resistance with Righty later serving under Pompidou until its death in 1971.

But, but... every time anyone focuses on or talks about a not-white person or issue, that’s literally genocide against white people! So fragile! No one else understands how fragile it is to be white! All those other people are lucky - they only have to deal with actual genocide, they don’t melt away when you stop…

So basically, “they are stealing our women”?

It’s white people procreating with other races that are the murderers in their heads. I’ve gotten many angry tweets from these mouth-breathers. They see mixed race kids as the “controlling of a race’s ability to procreate” aka not letting pure white kids be born therefore “eliminating” white people. It’s fucking dumb.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear your indignation over the sounds of the wailing orphaned children and mothers of dead children the Russian military has been busy making in Syria.
It is always sad when people die, but it’s hard to muster much sympathy for Russians heading to the site of crimes against humanity committed by a…

the ensemble was on its way to perform a “liberation” concert in Aleppo

People are operating on the jingoistic principle that people on the plane had it coming because their government did bad things.

Yes, because the Russians have never done anything suspicious like shoot domestic airlines out of the sky, comrade!

What do you want to bet Russia shot it down thinking it was a civilian airliner by accident?

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.