In Argentina, where I am from, we celebrate “cumplemes” (“monthday”) for babies. Instead of “cumpleaños” (birthday), we celebrate each month they grow older until babies are a year old.

Fuck Ivanka for a million things but most of all for having a wood burning fire place in a New York City apartment. That’s a holy grail and she does not deserve it

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

So, the agent ask Fidel what he calls the act.

Excuse me, madam, but my mother says I’m very handsome and a sweet boy who deserves a pretty girl.

Typical. Nice guys get banished to the friendzone while girls chase after jocks and bad boys and Fidel Castro.

Step 2: ????????

Step 1: Dont allow terrorists into USA

Him: “Helpmeet, make me a cake shaped like a hotter woman than you.”

He tells The Advocate that he would have preferred being “politely” informed that the cakes were “disrespectful” rather than being cursed at by Peterson.

I wish you had “politely” informed me of your discomfort —

While there’s no official job description for First Lady, traditionally the position has been as the hostess for events held at the White House. The “special cause” part is a fairly recent invention which came about largely because Eleanor Roosevelt handled so many of the behind-the-scenes touches for FDR’s social…

He doesn’t want to bring awareness to it as he himself is likely a contributing factor given his advanced age when Barron was conceived. Men in general don’t like to think they have a reproductive shelf life and certainly a shallow man like Trump would detest such a notion.

When I think of the countless military families moved at the government’s whim multiple times, my sympathy for them runs a little low. And the fact that HE DOESN’T PAY TAXES SO THIS IS ALL ON US makes me a tiny bit ragey.

How about the part where he thinks it is a M-F 9-5 job?

Michelle Obama spends $120 of her own money on a dress - OUTRAGE!

You’re funny. Expenses only matter if the President is black. Because black people shouldn’t have better vacations than Jim-Bob-Rural-White-Voter.

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Can’t tell if you’re bad at Boston accents or if you’re really commenting on how bad Hollywood is at Boston accents and I got caught