Am I really the only reader on this site that sees him clearly looking at and shaking hands with someone out of frame as his daughter passes into frame? She’s even watching him doing it and laughing in response before giving him the lifeless arm rub. There was no rejection here. But don’t let me interrupt the circle…

I’m handy with a screwdriver, so I can stretch a hundred-dollar vacuum for at least 7 years without paying for repairs, but I bought into the Dyson hype. Worst financial decision I ever made, in terms of return on investment. That thing was (and still is) a giant pile of garbage. Over-engineered like an Edsel - if one…

Indiana, here. Yesterday my daughter’s elementary school instituted a lock-out with increased police presence because of creepy clowns in the area.

I have no irrational fear of clowns. The old “Clown Torture” exhibit at the Chicago Art Institute years ago made me laugh. When I found out about these pranksters, I…

Haha! Stupid white trash! Let’s laugh at how stupid they are!

Now do literally every other “sport”...

My 5 year old likes this show, but the mere start of its theme music sends simmering rage dancing up and down my spine.

TIL: the folks at concourse do not value the same things as I when it comes to the coolness of a metro area.

Seriously. As much as I loved Fallout 3 and NV, I’m spending FAR MORE TIME making Fallout: SIMS this time around. No complaints, though!

I’ve had this baby for over 6 years now. She chugs like a beast, and I’ve only replaced the toner one or twice.

I’ve had this baby for over 6 years now. She chugs like a beast, and I’ve only replaced the toner one or twice.

We have a local wings place that we frequent at an alarming rate. When I was younger, I always went for extra hot because I thought that was the best. Then I went to college, where I was served the most bland food in the country for four straight years. Since then, I order medium because all I need is to feel the…

Brutal, and doubtlessly deservedly so.

I feel you, PK. I started mine up to record a podcast, and it immediately started the upgrade from Win7 without my consent. So I scrambled to get setup to record with my (already Win10) laptop, and over the course of two hours saw Windows 10 install, fail, and revert back without me touching a button.

I guess that…

I hate Keith Olbermann. Keith Olbermann is right.

Oh! Oh! I wanna be a religious snob so these horrible people can be attacked from all angles!

‘Yeshua’ is no more the spelling of Jesus’ original name than ‘Jesus’ is. They’re both highly modified transliterations. Therefore, any Western person who says Yeshua instead of Jesus is compacted so tightly up their own ass…

Oh, NOW YOU’VE DONE IT! ::starts pouring catnip all over self:: IT’S ON!

Cute animals are my trigger. I am so seething with snuggly, snuggly rage right now.

Then trust in your calling and make us some a-spicy a-meatballs!

That is pristine brilliance. Recognized it immediately.

Flashing: you’re doing it wrong.

As a white male, I admit to being completely unaware of whether I’ve lived life as a white male. I only realize that I’m a white male when white males are being complained about, whereupon I have to figure out if I’m included in the subsection of white males in question. If so, I must address whether I should make a…

As Bears fan, BWA HA HA HA HA HA