This place saved my daughter’s life. ::whistles, walks away::

This looks so much like my uber-conservative private Christian alma mater, which makes it all the more hilarious.

If nothing else, we can all regret his fashion decisions for him.

Seriously hell yes.

That’s not fat. That’s stocky. Also, why do the stocky dudes in games always have arms that hang down to their calf muscles? :)

And I’ll bet you still can’t make a fat guy.

At the automotive industry company for whom I previously worked, I sat in a pod with three other guys who were absolutely fueled by things like this happening.

Whenever we’d get a reply-all to a message that went out, the guy across from me would immediately go, “Oh? Could it be? Maybe? Waaaait for it...” and then…

This is one or two basic ideas bloated into a sh*tpiece.

You. I like you.

I thought I was being distinctly original when I made this for a podcast a few months back...