Hennessey: “You know how modded Honda Civics look ridiculous to 99% of the population? What if we did the same to Cadillac’s ugliest car?” 

I like the statement “It was an exciting car to drive, but not in a comfortable way”. For normal humans that would be saying “I don’t think anyone will every dislodge the seat cushion from my lower/upper GI tract.”

Everytime I think about how Arrested Development is basically Nostradamus about Trump I get a little sad.

Or one of the recovery emails is on Hilary’s PRIVATE SERVER.

I bet someone forgot the password. And forgot the password to the email address connected to their Twitter. And forgot the password for that email address’ backup address. 

Please do a feature where you highlight some of the most outrageous ones. Do it as a cautionary tale.

I’m usually pretty generous with my willingness to believe my fellow man is an idiot, but this can’t really be something a person wrote in, can it?

The driver pulled out his rental paperwork, confirmed he got the extra insurance, and went on to enjoy his vacation.   

They may be assuming the woman also weighs 600 pounds.

My money is on badly installed remote starter.

NASCAR rules should not be more complicated than Pokemon rules.

I recommend that anyone using a password manager (well, first, I recommend everyone use a password manager) store this stuff in their password manager, and have 2-factor authentication for their password manager.

Great thing about it is that 99/100 people won’t be able to tell the loaner from your broken down Phaeton. Why? Because they both look just like Passats.

“You can’t just roll this baby into a VW shop either if i recall, you need a dealership that’s been equipped to deal with these beasts.”

What’s a relatively long time? A month?

The cost and complexity of a Bentley, the looks and prestige of a Passat. . . LOL, CP.

After just reading about this car, my pocket is mysteriously lighter by $1.85. 

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

Yep. In many countries you are legally required to have one in the car.

You’re a drag.