For $31,500?

For a few bucks more, you could have a brand new VW Atlas

LOL. I trust the reliability of a 5 year old Mercedes far more than a new VW.

Nice Saabaru!

Obviously so the tax cut can be blocked by Democrats and Republicans can blame them once they lose control over congress—even though they never had any intention of passing it to begin with.

That is why you ALWAYS check pockets for cell phones. Amatures. 

A voice saying “Hello,... police?” from inside your trunk.

“Aw, c’mon, your honor! So I threw a dildo. The guy next to me was yelling ‘SHIT!’ the whole game and nobody arrested him!”

These big events used to have a real hook. This is just bringing the current products in line with evolved technology. 

Geez guy, an Apple event is a big deal. What’s your grievance to it being covered? Some of us like Apple products.

I was a corner volunteer for a stage in the 1984 RAC Rally in the UK (yes, I’m old). It was the era of the Group B cars and I can still remember the craziness of Hannu Mikkola, Ari Vatanenen, and Stig Blomqvist coming straight at us at 125 mph plus (we were well protected by a couple of old tires and 5 minutes…

Baby wipes are infused with pure magic. I keep packs stashed around the house for cleaning up food messes, removing my makeup, and cleaning up minor dust or messes.

It’s a tired, old joke, but nevertheless I feel like it must be said - how the fuck do these guys fit in these cars with their gigantic balls?

The car is just so fucking tight regardless of what surface it’s on. It’s like it doesn’t give a fuck that there’s a theoretical limit to grip and traction. Fuck all that. It just goes so hard that none of that even has a chance to factor in. 

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C. Clarke

Your dental insurance must be amazing. My dentist has a 911, but my plan doesn’t include ride alongs.

You don’t think that describing subreddits dedicated to pirating games and movies as “The Most Evil Subreddits” is a little tone deaf considering.... everything else that happens on reddit?

Good news! An undisguised production 2018 Wrangler pickup has just been spotted outside FCA headquarters!

u can’t take the doors off a dang Colar ae do.

Not too many serious obstacles in the mall parking lot. While I’m sure it will be very capable, few of these will see real offroading until the 3rd or 4th owner.