Lol, the immortal words of Billy Joel who has been married about 13 times.

“The plane was apparently so far off-course that it didn’t appear on the air traffic controller’s radar system, the NTSB said.”

There is even a song about it. Or perhaps an earlier one.

I was about to ask you this question:

Oh another jalopnik article complaining about mass transit

Mr Clark suddenly realized he wants to keep his kneecaps.

Trick question: It’s the ground’s fault for coming up so fast. :P

Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.

Getting an SUV onto the roof of one of those houses is almost impressive.

Driver will probably sue the homeowner because his house was in the way.

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

I feel like second place, now.

Nature probably had it coming

Or, he’s creating a future iron mine for humans on earth eons from now. Look on the bright side man.

sucks if you are beholden to a clients travel policy of “as cheap as fucking possible”

This cat is almost integrated. Less is more. Small package.

Is it possible for the authors to get COTD because this one was probably exhausting to write and well detailed to boot.

He needs Jingle Bells.