Hot damn, that new Siren is jacked.

Not one person said Volvo 240 with an LS/T56 swap.

You caught me. Honda has never made any mistakes ever.

I said it was in New Jersey.

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

Wait...he got $5000 for a Fiesta? one that’s “years old”

Exactly.  Limited by physics, not by some fancy technology.

Incapable of exceeding most any speed limit without the intervention of technology.

*hugs old pickup truck*

Sad but so it’ll be. It is simpler to limit than to educate. On board with breathalyzer and accident recorder thought.

You’re doing the lord’s work.

Just Florida-man in a Mustang, reinforcing stereotypes, nothing to see here.

Mustangs gonna mustang.

This really needs to join the ranks of “DEAL WITH IT” memes.

Honestly, if I was the kind of person who had $35,000 cash to just drop whenever, I’d absolutely buy this.

I guess it would be too hard to just make everybody do two laps by themselves like they did for decades. 

Hell yeah it did 

Did it really use all those quotation marks? Because the “copy writer,” regardless of their “native language,” should be “fired” or “beheaded” or, at least, “permanently barred from practicing writing as a profession.”