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Nope, these are actual Ford SportKa ads, they also didn’t go over well.

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also note: the sportka commercials were weird as all get out.

FlatChestedFatAss.

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Any car that decapitates a cat in it’s commercial is okay in my book.

I’m not anti-cat....that was just a ballsy commercial.

Lord help me, I actually dig that thing.

No pic of the StreetKa?

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The only thing that comes to mind when mentioning the Ford Ka.

TBH I’m not going to watch a string of commercials, but the idea sounds familiar:

They chose a ‘Grow Up’ theme while using the same font as Cheerios???

Also makes Raph’s Baja feel like unbelievably bad trash:

He’s not dead, he’s slightly alive.

Oisin - nevar forget!

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

Oh, where to begin. I think probably the best is when I went to Ireland and drove the Gap of Dunloe in my 156. All the guidebooks say, DO NOT DRIVE THE GAP OF DUNLOE. They tell you to pay a million euros to get pulled along by a horse. Fuck horses. Fuck guidebooks. Also fuck breakdown cover ‘cause I didn’t have any.

“Did your boyfriend get you into racing?”

But did they ever wake him up!?

But we all know he WILL drive again, license or no license, and will probably be drunk while doing it. smh

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.