He’s not dead, he’s slightly alive.

Oisin - nevar forget!

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

Oh, where to begin. I think probably the best is when I went to Ireland and drove the Gap of Dunloe in my 156. All the guidebooks say, DO NOT DRIVE THE GAP OF DUNLOE. They tell you to pay a million euros to get pulled along by a horse. Fuck horses. Fuck guidebooks. Also fuck breakdown cover ‘cause I didn’t have any.

“Did your boyfriend get you into racing?”

If you’re dead....you can’t get charged with a crime....thats thinking ahead.

Sorry: he argued unsuccessfully, but woke successfully.

But did they ever wake him up!?

And that, children, is why we don’t let George of the Jungle drive anymore

But we all know he WILL drive again, license or no license, and will probably be drunk while doing it. smh

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

“you know what they say: ‘It ain’t a tight car if it’s not a Type R.’”

WHAT ARE YA, YELLA?!?!

I hate to say it: seeing a thread with all those yellow cars ... makes me not want a yellow car.

That’s basically my life.

Fuck off.

Annnmnnnnnd Jalopnik falls for the joke

Meh, I’d argue that there is more evidence that we’re fucked by people who feel the need to insult others who just happen to be enjoying themselves

What’s wrong with his hair and RayBans?

It’s not even spiked, he just threw a little product in it. And RayBans, especially the “classic” Wayfayer, are classics for a reason.

And hell, those aren’t even real RayBans. No insignia on them anywhere. They’re just cheapo Wayfarer designs.

Hate on whatever you want, but I…